Found Faces

Hi there my name is Volcania. Let me tell you a little about myself, I am 17 years old and I live far far away depending on where you may be. I have a really red nose like Rodolph the reindeer, except I blow extremely red burning nasal mucus. I like to stick my tongue out for pictures I think it makes me look really attractive. The only time I stick my tongue out is either for pictures or when I blow my nose. Sometimes I burn myself. Let me tell you about my eyes. As you see in the picture above, my eyes are slightly slanted. That is another reason why I am extremely hot.   If you are wondering about my family the truth is I don't really have a family except birds. I see them once in while. There was this one time where a bird was flying over me and one of its feathers landed on my nose and since I am allergic to feathers, I sneezed and the bird was gone I have no idea where it went. Maybe he went to get me a tissue. How nice of him.    Anyways I have a hidden talent that most people don't know about, and that is I like to blow my nose on purpose sometimes because I feel lonely and I need some company but instead of getting company every living creature runs away. Even the birds I call family. Once I realize no one wants to be around me I start crying and nasal mucus starts running and it soon ends down below into nature. When the next day comes around I see my family flying in and I know they did not forget about me. They greet me with a v-formation which stands for Volcania.       If you or a friend is looking for some hot nasal mucus don't be afraid to visit my family and me once in a while to see us in action. Hope to see you visitors soon. And remember don't forget to bring your camera to capture my bird family creating a v-formation for Volcania.